What will my family think? On my post about getting the most awesome massage ever, someone named “Sean” had something to say about the kind of woman I am. For getting a massage. A professional massage by a licensed massage therapist. A massage that I can use Flexible Spending Account pre-tax money to fund.
You are, with your husbands permission or not, an adultress.
Is that husbands? Plural? And let me guess. You are voting for / did vote for Mike Huckabee in the primary? He’s, like, so awesome on things like foreign policy and big government. I just LOVE big government. It goes great with my hair.
But not much more
Not much more? I’d say adultery is quite a lot.
is expected from someone who styles herself as a â€œqueenâ€
Actually, someone else dubbed me Queen of Infidels, I just ran with it. Infidels! Like infidelity! Awesome! Oh wow! Like totally freak me out, I mean, right on!
and enjoys the teasing and â€œnaughtinessâ€
You mean like if I don’t tease my hair exactly the way Cosmo tells me to? It IS naughty! I am such a rebel.
and pretty much writes like a college cheerleader.
What? Like it’s hard?
But hey, it is YOUR BLOG, eh?
Yes, Canadian, it is. Good job figuring that one out! Go YOU!
Let me guess, your favorite movie is Legally Blonde,
My adultery-approving husband does agree: I do love that movie! I own it and everything! It’s super fun!
and you usually accept itâ€™s and your premise as logically plausible.
Do you mean “its”? You confuse me with your progressive grammar. Oh, and what is my premise? The girl at the hair salon didn’t tell me, so I’m totally clueless!
I got here via CG, if youâ€™re wondering.
I wasn’t, but thanks for sharing!
Thankfully, there is no law in this country against having an empty-headed, worthless, and pointless web site.
Yes, that’s great for you! So what’s your blog address?
So, rave on, and donâ€™t worry about me, Iâ€™m allright.
I’m glad you’re alright. I was worried there for a second. But no biggie! (Said… the cheerleader.)
UPDATE: Sean has apologized and said he won’t be back. I accept your apology, Sean.