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	<description>i'll tell you what you need to know</description>
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		<title>truth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[HE: Sweetie, you&#8217;re definitely looking thinner from behind.
ME: Thanks! You&#8217;re so sweet!
HE: But not from the front.
Such a charmer.
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		<title>Frank is definitely hetero</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ryan Seacrest posted a list of 15 signs your husband may be gay, and I was LOLing throughout most of the list. Not at the list itself, necessarily, but at the explanations for each point. So I decided to go through the list with y&#8217;all, using Frank as my guinea pig.
First, let me point out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta draw the line somewhere, I guess</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ME: Oh, they have a breastfeeding class, too.
HE: Well, I don&#8217;t need to go to that.
ME: It says to bring your husband or other support person.
HE: Eh.
ME: And an infant-sized doll or stuffed animal.
HE: Okay, I&#8217;m out.
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		<title>I think we may be the class clowns of birthing class</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah, but what did you expect from us? We never take anything seriously. I mean, I guess we&#8217;ll have to once the baby comes, but until then, we are 100% silly. 
Side note: There were seven couples in our class, and only two of us (including me) have had no Braxton-Hicks contractions. I wonder if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mountaineermusings.com/?p=5158</link>
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		<title>Progress</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;re making progress on the nursery. I&#8217;m just so proud, because I (knowing myself as I do) was expecting the room wouldn&#8217;t even be started by the time Princess Buttercup arrives. But the walls are finished and came out looking rainforesty like I wanted. And the floors and new doors have been installed! Now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Still not trained all that well</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night, I was finally comfy in bed, and Frank pushed his arm under my giant maternity pillow.
ME: Uhnnnnnn. [my whiny grunt]
HE: What?
ME: You&#8217;re lifting me. I don&#8217;t know how you&#8217;re lifting me, since I&#8217;m a cow, but you&#8217;re lifting me.
HE: I&#8217;m super-strong.
ME: Not the appropriate response.
HE [laughing]: I can lift massive things!
He&#8217;s not even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This must be an awesome list, because I&#8217;m on it</title>
		<description><![CDATA[John Hawkins put out his list of 20 Must-Add Conservatives on Twitter. I&#8217;m on it (sarahk47), so this list is totally valid. Frank&#8217;s on it too. If you are on the Twitter, I recommend you follow both of us, as most of my funniest tweets are insults directed at him.
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		<title>Uh oh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When my mom came to visit, she took me baby book shopping so she could buy the baby book. But the more we looked, the less we liked. We didn&#8217;t like any of the baby book options out there, because they were either solely photo books, bland pre-made scrapbooks that had zero of the traditional [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy birthday</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had one. Today. It was great. And busy. And hot. And there were super-yummy gluten-free cupcakes.
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		<link>http://mountaineermusings.com/?p=5153</link>
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		<title>Silverfish Handcatch!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[



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