for a later volume…

of notes to self…

dear self, never brush your hair neckid. hurt boobies.

21 Responses to for a later volume…

  1. Hmmm, interesting notice…but it is still safer than cooking bacon neckid…

  2. Orange juice throught the nose! It burns! It burns!

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

  3. poor FrankJ was hoping you’d do that this weekend. reconsider, hurt boobies and all…

  4. TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

    This will NOT end up on http://www.mountaineermusing.com

  5. i know what you mean, when my hair was cut short after being so long I constantly hurt my shoulders and boobies by expecting more hair to be there. they will heal, but everytime you brush you might flinch ;)

  6. I don’t guess it ever occurred to me that women get nekkid. I assumed they wore clothes 23:59 per day.Epiphany.

  7. LOL. Don’t worry, in a few years, gravity will take them out of the line of fire.

  8. LOL Exile!!! Waaaaaaaa!!!! sniff

    Sticky B, What? We get 1 minute to shower?!

  9. thunderstorm144

    There comes a point in every man’s life where he must stand up straight, look the computer screen in the eye and…

    just shake his head. :)

  10. More advice my mom never thought to tell me.

  11. Funny, I’ve never had that problem. Then again, you;ve probably never “caught yourself” zipping up your jeans…

  12. so, um, what are you, uh, wearing now?

  13. heh, i wrote the same memo a few years ago. i had hair down to my hips and would comb it out in the shower. add to that a steel ring through one of my boobies and OWCH!!

  14. FrankJ is neckid on your parody site…that website is brutal.

  15. Oh my! I’m so scandalized!!! Tell Frank I’m sorry I looked.

  16. “add to that a steel ring through one of my boobies and OWCH!!”

    one more reason to avoid body piercing if you ask me…

  17. jonag, you take your clothes off to shower?

  18. oh, and I just don’t brush my hair. ha HA!

  19. I just wanted to let you know, my school’s content blocker has started blocking you for “adult content”. (I’m at home now.)

  20. The southern accent has such wonderful richness to it. Sarahk has just demonstrated we have two words here with vastly different meanings, “naked” and “nekkid”.

    “Naked” means you don’t have no clothes on. “Nekkid” means you don’t have no clothes on and you up to something.