04 May
PLEASE! NO MORE!
I heart y’all, really I do. But I have 725 unread emails that I’ll likely never wade through, so I’d rilly rilly appreciate it if no one forwards me articles from other websites or sends me a cancer girl walking around the world in email. Oh, and PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD, did I say please yet? PLEASE don’t send me any touchy feely crap about how me being nice to someone is going to brighten their day, or how if I’ll just hug the grass and sky, I’ll never be sad again, or why we love our mothers so much. Speaking of mothers, PLEASE, NO GRASSROOTS INTERNET PETITIONS!
Thank you very much. Mwah.
OK. I won’t. (wink)
May 4th, 2006 at 11:09 pmBut did you get my email for the “Bring Back Kelly Pickler” petition?
May 4th, 2006 at 11:24 pmYeah but if you don’t forward those emails all sorts of bad things can happen. Argh.
May 4th, 2006 at 11:35 pm“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, my child, is when I carried you.”
No, don’t thank me.
May 5th, 2006 at 7:23 amBut what if I run across a really good opportunity to help out Nigerian royalty? Don’t you want to get in on that money train?
May 5th, 2006 at 8:35 amC’mon a mere 750-some-odd emails? Piffle. Easy to shoot through all of ‘em on a 15 minute break. ; )
May 5th, 2006 at 8:48 amOops. Sorry.
;-)
May 5th, 2006 at 9:24 amhttp://www.mountaineermusing.com/2006/05/please-no-more.html
May 5th, 2006 at 11:25 amOkay. :)
May 5th, 2006 at 2:09 pmsounds like pms to me??!
May 7th, 2006 at 2:18 pm