i’ll get right on that

FRANK J: Hey, Sweetie, I’m heading home now. And dinner better be waiting for me when I get there.[It's good he's joking, because I do so like his face. He has a nice face, and I'd hate to destroy such a nice face. Oh, I'm sorry. Where's that Christian submissive wife in me? What I meant to say is: 1 Peter 3:7 says "Husbands, likewise, dwell with them with understanding, giving honor to the wife, as to the weaker vessel," and that does not sound like he was dwelling with me with understanding.]
SARAHK: Yeah, that’ll ensure that dinner will be waiting for you when you get home. Ever.
FRANK J: I’m not sure what I’d do if dinner was waiting for me when I got home. I’d be so surprised, I don’t think I’d be able to eat.
SARAHK: Yeah, that too. Saying you’d be surprised, that’ll make me ever have dinner waiting for you. Ever.
FRANK J: I don’t think I’d want dinner that early anyway. I wouldn’t be hungry then.

See, I think he calls me and says things just so I’ll have stuff to blog about. Since I’m too busy to blog about 24 or to write my extensive post about why CSI: Horatio is the best Monday night television show and America should be hyped up on that instead of 24 which just isn’t doing it for me this year, and considering that my blogging about putting together bookcases and vacuuming the floors would not be the laugh riot of the decade, I think he’s just trying to help me out.

Oh, here’s another doozy: Colossians 3:19: “Husbands, love your wives, and do not be bitter toward them.”

Yes, I know someone’s gonna come right back quotin’ scripture at me in the comments. I just hope it’s not essay, and if it’s essay, I hope Frank doesn’t read it, because I don’t want Frank to know the Bible says all that stuff about wives being submissive.

8 Responses to i’ll get right on that

  1. I’m supposed to be what?? Oh no… I *don’t* think so… ;-)

  2. You already know its coming, so chop chop! LOL

  3. What does Clint Eastwood say when he walks in to a deli?
    “Go ahead, make my lunch”.

  4. roger, you didn’t put a severe profanity warning on the link. you’re on probation.

  5. Fair enough. You got me. I suppose nowadays, having to treat a husband like that would be considered obscene.

  6. Picking on the Jooo again, Sarah?

  7. Oh, Sarah…..you said EXACTLY what I have been feeling SO guilty about feeling this season of my beloved “24″….it just ain’t doin’ it for me this season! Boo farging hoo. And I totally agree that CSI:”Horatio” is THE best Monday night viewing. I LOVE it. I honestly never cared for David Caruso, but now, after giving this show a chance, I just love his “cool”. His one-liners are wickedly cool. And the back-to-back reruns on Saturday afternoons here on the CW18 (in Seminole County, FL, probably in your area, too) are awesome. Too bad they got rid of that hunka hunka Rory Cochrane from the previous seasno. Be still my heart.

    I will ALWAYS love my Jack Bauer, though…..always.

    What do you think about Hugh Laurie and “House”? Now THERE’S some excellent one-liners.