A’ight. So I’ve got ten days until my biopsy. YAY! All I’ll say about my health is that it is poor, and I am so over this. Moving on.
HERE IS THE SUPER-AWESOME MOTHER-OF-ALL-FANTASTICKEST OF FANTASTIC-SUPERTASTIC NEWS!
Can you handle it?
I’m not sure you can.
Take a deep breath kids. Maybe I should put it below the fold. No, I’ll wait till the end of the post.
The other thing is that Frank is painting our bedroom right now. The color is vanilla ice cream. No lie. We’ll see how that turns out.
Ok. Are y’all ready? Prepare yourselves. Alright. Bravo is doing a reality show called…
Hey Paula. Starring Paula Abdul. It’s about her life. And includes her dogs. She has five Chihuahuas! Tulip, of course, and also one named Chomps! This is too good to be true. June 28th. We will be tuning in, peeps. For you. We do it for you. Join us. We will be blogging it, baby.