SARAHK: Argh! It’s like having five children! The two cats, the dog, you. Five kids!
FRANK J.: No wonder you were an accountant.
SARAHK: I’m not finished! You count for two, Rowdi counts for two, Sydney doesn’t count, because she just keeps to herself. Minerva is one for one.
FRANK J.: Nyah nyah nyah. It’s like five children! You plus the two cats plus the dog equals five!
SARAHK: YOU SHUT UP! AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Rowdi was already in her room. Of course, when I yelled, “Go to your room!” to Rowdi, she said, “I’ll show YOU my room!” and promptly ran and jumped on the sofa. She has been informed that she will never be invited on the furniture again so there is no future confusion between “room” and “furniture.”