Don’t worry, America. Uncle Barry knows what’s best for you.

Senator Obama doesn’t want to punish your success, rich people. And by rich people, I mean people whose small businesses employ a hundred people or so and put food on our tables (not to mention health and retirement benefits). He doesn’t want to punish businesses for doing bad things such as paying people for their hard work. He just wants to overtax them to the point that they can no longer afford to do business. But hey, in the short period that they are still doing business, the beneficent senator just wants to take the money out of the pockets of those employers and put it in the hands of people who didn’t earn the money. It’s not punishing success — it’s redistribution of wealth. (Also known as socialism, which is also known as forced mediocrity.) And when the small businesses run out of money and have to lay off their workers and close their doors… well, don’t worry! Uncle Barry will take good care of you. He will pull that money right out of his hopenchangery backside and hand you pennies when you used to make dollars! See? It’s all good, Senator Obama is just here to help you be more patriotic.

The answer to your question is yes. I do think we’re all gonna die if he’s our next president. Why do you ask?

In other news, Obama wants a “temporary” ::cough:: SHENANIGANS! ::cough:: moratorium on mortgage foreclosures. You know, just until January, at which time he’ll decide that no one should ever have a mortgage again. Government housing for all!

It gonna be awesome. Socialism always works out so well.

5 Responses to Don’t worry, America. Uncle Barry knows what’s best for you.

  1. Wouldn’t it be nice if people actually learned something from history, other than that nobody learns anything from history?

    I mean, what’s the thriving socialist utopia that Barry Insane-o is using for his model? Russia? China? Probably North Vietnam, since they kept his rival locked up all those years.

    *Sigh*

  2. I can’t seem to explain to people why Obama skers the bejiminies out of me. But you’ve just hit the nail on the head. My husband, employed by a small business, paid by a small business owner, would likely be out of work VERY soon. That puts a crimp in my whole stay-at-home-mom lifestyle.

  3. Now Sarah…you be careful. That there sense of humor of yours is showing again.

    And we can’t have that. We’re gonna have to drum you out of the Conservative Club.

  4. I just don’t understand why people can’t see through the b.s.

  5. HA! Silly Sarah K (J), there will be no need for small business under the glorious rein of the Obamahssiah as health care benefits and food will be provided by the redistribution of wealth.

    Silly conservatives!