I tried to chop my finger off yesterday

It hurts.

In other news, I’m having muscle weakness in my right hand again. Yesterday morning in church, I couldn’t grip my pen very well, and my writing was all over the place. I had the same thing 2.5 years ago. That’s when Dr. Wonderful’s wife stuck needles in me to check my muscles and shocked me to check my nerves — everything was normal. No carpal tunnel, no nerve damage, no muscle deterioration. Dr. Wonderful did an MRI to look for MS. It was also negative.

In good health news, I’m down to 250 on the Keppra morning and night, and my tingles are still dramatically improved. I think they would be even less of a problem if I’d remember to take my B-complex and calcium supplements twice a day instead of once. (Before you lecture me about ODing on B vitamins, remember that I can’t absorb things as easily as other people, which is why I have low B-12 and ferritin to begin with.

2 Responses to I tried to chop my finger off yesterday

  1. You tried to chop your finger off? You really shouldn’t do that. Most people don’t like it.

  2. You didn’t bleed into your sauce pan did you? Stop doing that! Isn’t this like the third time already? Maybe you should let Frank do the cutting.