The only explanation is that I am significantly retarded.
Frank is taking his sweet time getting up this morning (he acts like he’s on vacation or something), so I’m reading blogs, doing finances, and itching like mad — it’s my only glutening symptom so far today! I even woke up with no headache, thankyouverymuchexcedrinmigraine. I rarely itch after gluten, but this started while I was eating the offensive sunflower seeds, and my fingers are itching. Nothing else makes your fingers itch.
ANYWAY. So I’m sitting here on the laptop, and I notice that Frank is making coffee. I unplugged the coffee pot last night to plug in our noise machine so we could sleep to the relaxing sound of rain. So as he goes to fill up the carafe with water, I reach over and unplug my laptop. It’s fully charged, and we’re not going to be here long. A few minutes later, he is pouring his first cup of coffee, and he says, “You had the choice of unplugging your laptop and unplugging the sound machine…”
WhatEVS. I enjoyed listening to the rain all morning.
Haha, Megyn Kelly just said “duty.”









