Yes, so my Kindle and I have become inseparable. I’ve already told Frank that I’m divorcing him so I can marry it. And I think if they made a comic-book reader, he’d do the same, so I don’t feel guilty about it.
Since we’re going to be spending so much time together, I think I should name him. The obvious choice is Kin, but really, isn’t every girl going to name her Kindle the same thing? So Kin is out. You help me name him.
I’ll have more to say later about why I love him so much.