ME: Ohhhhhhhh. I hurt soooooo bad.
HE: Do you need me to massage anything?
ME: Yes. My uterus, please.

5 Responses to pain

  1. HA HA! I’ll have to remember that one.

  2. TMI?

  3. bikermommy

    this is scary…next you’ll be trying to teach us how to pee standing up! Oh wait…you have already tried to teach us that….hmmmmm.

  4. OOOH! Grose!