Dorito nagging

Don’t just eat the Doritos all willy-nilly. It’s wrong.
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You’re eating them willy-nilly! You stop that. You suck on that Dorito.
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Here. You can eat this one willy-nilly.
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Here. This one too.
Why?
Because it doesn’t have much salt. There’s no point to a Dorito without salt.

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