I think we should just go ahead and call *me* the Best Thing Ever: America

Two years ago, I brought *NSYNC the glory they deserved and had them named Best Thing Ever: America. (Man, I just re-read my gloatation speech from back then, and I wish I were still that funny these days.)

Anyway, there was no BTE: America tournament last year, so that would make me the repeating champion of Best Thing Ever: America, as I (and The Princess Bride, aka The Royal Slattern) have just won yet again. My best gloatation speech this year was actually earlier in the tournament after The Royal Slattern beat Mr. Holland’s Opus. I wasn’t sure that I would make it past More Horrible Slatterns (aka Sunset Boulevard), so I had to make it count, you know?

I’d like to thank my loser competition and also Headmistress Slattern Tracey for putting on the show, and also for the DVD of Frogs that I now anxiously await.

2 Responses to I think we should just go ahead and call *me* the Best Thing Ever: America

  1. Hahahahaha! No one knows what the L you’re talking about, sarahk, but you and me. Hahahahaha.

    You ARE the best thing ever: America.

    And you’re welcome. You’ll get your DVD when I get my t-shirt.

    WHAM!!

  2. OH! THAT IS SOOOO STONE-COLD, TRACEY! But your point is taken.