pregnancy snippets
I’ve been saving them up, people. Actually, I have a few posts saved up, so you might want to avoid the blog for a day or two or three. You might not know what to do if you see actual blog content here.
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“You’re gonna be a DAD. Just remember that you’re not allowed to say anything to our child that isn’t pre-approved by me.”
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HE: Oh, I know a good name: Samwise.
ME: No hobbits.
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“Good job impregnating me. Well, it was you or the UPS guy, and since our UPS guy is a lady, you have a pretty good shot.”
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“Never call a pregnant woman stupid. She will punch you in the face.”
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ME: Hey, sweetie, if you ever audition for American Idol while I’m in labor, I’ll never speak to you again.
HE: Okay.
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ME: I have my first doctor appointment March 16. They’ll do the ultrasound, and then I’ll see the doctor.
HE: Coo’. When do we have the test to determine if it’s mine?
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ME (to friend, after she sent me a link to pictures showing what my baby looks like right now): My baby has a TAIL?
CP: That’s from Frank’s side.
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ME: Our baby has a tail!
HE: We should name him Fievel.
ME: No rats.
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ME: Good job, left ovary! You’re my favorite of the ovaries.
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Congratulations on getting knocked up. Will you be live tweeting the birth?
March 17th, 2010 at 8:30 amCongratulations! Interesting way to announce (though I expect you tweeted it). When is the bundle of joy due?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:30 amWOW, that’s great news. Congrats.
Okay, if Fievel is out (I always thought he was a mouse though), how about Marie, Toulouse, and Berlioz?
March 17th, 2010 at 12:55 pm*giggles* You guys are so funny! Thanks for letting me look at the pictures today!
March 17th, 2010 at 10:19 pmwoooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOO! Congratulations!
March 18th, 2010 at 7:45 amFievel?! You two are so young. I would have said Willard. The original movie, not the horrid remake.
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March 20th, 2010 at 1:36 pmCongratulations on the impending baby, Flemings! And may God bless you guys as you enjoy all the fun and frolic babies provide!
Okay, that may have sounded a bit over-the-top. The blessings are real, though. I have 3 kids, and I can’t say it’s all fun and frolic. But they are worth all the trouble and gray hair they give you. Have fun and keep us amused by your adventures via teh internets!
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 am