hey, self! nice to see ya! i know it’s been a while, but you’ve been kind of busy, and you haven’t been that dumb lately. well, you have, but i thought i’d take it easy on you. i’m nice like that. so here we go.
1. self, when you want to preheat your george foreman grill, you should consider plugging it in rather than the coffee maker. just a suggestion.
2. self, i know that you’ve learned your lesson, but i must tell you anyway… next time you’re running, and your foot starts to hurt after several miles, you should stop running. continuing to run on the foot in an effort to make it stop hurting is a little bit, um… asinine. oh, and so is not training for a 10K.
3. say, self? say it with me… bed good. futon bad. bed not painful. futon hurts. bed has springs. futon has steel bars.
4. hey, self. ghostwit. LOL!!!
later, self! go stars.