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04 May

i wanna be on Fox & Friends

because they get cool free stuff. of course, i get cool free stuff from readers, too, and i think that’s awesome. but they get to show their stuff on tv. that reminds me, i need to snap a picture of the watercolor that IowaSoccerMom painted for me and post it…

speaking of post-its, i don’t like the boring plain yellow ones. i prefer the cool blue ones.

wow, E.D. is wearing some funky turquoise blue weater set that looks pretty cute, but she should wear darker lipstick so she doesn’t look washed out.

speaking of washing, i had a massage yesterday and then a salt bath last night, and i can still not walk so well. of course, the not walking isn’t from the massage, though my shoulders and neck are a tad sore from that, but the not walking is from me doing the 11-minute thigh workout video Monday evening. after i was finished with the video, i told Frank that i’d have to sit for awhile before cooking his dinner, because my legs would not hold me up. they were much like Jello, but twice as jiggly.

and speaking of that, Texas is in the process of passing a law that says high school cheerleaders in my state can’t dance like whores on the sidelines. that’s excellent. now if we can just get those cheerleader skirts longer so they have some sort of modesty…

y’all have a spectacular day, and remember: Reading is Fundamental.

9 other musers to “i wanna be on Fox & Friends”

  1. 1
    Exile Says:

    Sarahk, Sarahk, Sarahk. Working out? Why? You’ve bagged funny boy. Go get yourself some bacon double cheeseburgers, a mumu and let yourself go. (That’s what Mrs. Exile did. Sigh)

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    Harvey Says:

    “now if we can just get those cheerleader skirts longer so they have some sort of modesty…”

    Heretic! :-)

  3. 3
    Dave in Texas Says:

    I’m pretty prudish, but I’m having a hard time figuring out how you legally define the “I know it when I see it” rule. The only other legal context I’m aware of is “community standards of decency”, which is bound to lead to some long and contentious public meetings with school boards and city councils (probably already been a bunch o those).

    I guess being a dad of two teenage daughters, who would have said “uh, I don’t want you to do that” had the issue come up, I’m disappointed that lack of parental influence is the heart of the problem. I live in a medium size small town in Texas, so believe me, I do understand the extraordinary social pressure element of “making the squad” (hell, we had a mom south o here who hired someone to kill her daughter’s rival’s mom).

    Why am I rambling?

  4. 4
    GradualDazzle Says:

    EXILE! Shame on you!

    SarahK, I am so glad you still like your painting. :)

  5. 5
    jonag Says:

    Good for Texas! Put some clothes on those girls too!

  6. 6
    Gullyborg Says:

    poo! I heart cheerleaders, and the shorter the skirts and skankier the routines, the better. I am saddened by Texas. Where will the Dallas Cowgirls find their talent? Now they will have to go recruiting in states like Florida.

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    Roger Kiser Says:

    Wha…? Who? Alkylating agent? Is that as ridiculous as I think it is? If ramblegirl or her fiance is an Alias loon, you might want to ask them.

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    Bikermommy Says:

    Dave…you were rambling…what’s up with that? I guess sarahk’s stream is contagious…don’t drink the water.

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    Kim Says:

    Ramblegirl? Is that me? (Someone knows who I am! Yaaaaaaay!) I’m not an Alias loon and neither is Scott, but I do know what an alkylating agent is - what was said about it? I like analyzing TV that tries to be science-y to find mistakes. :-) Whoops, I made that all about meeeeeee. Sorry, SarahK.

    Topic - uh, I was a cheerleader. And SarahK, I have three CDs to send you of prospective wedding mush. You know, for your perusal. The ones I listed on your post last week plus some others (alphabetized by title, OF COURSE, lest the universe implode.) Is your address the same? And would you consider me a stalker if I send them? I just thought I’d check first. :-)

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