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17 Jun

i deserve a medal

really, i do. i wish i’d taken before and after pictures of Frank’s shower, because y’all would worship me as the Goddess of Clean. wait, i think i’d rather be the Queen of Clean.

you may kiss my ring.

it was so disgusting that i, fully clothed, showered along with the tile when i was cleaning the shower. i didn’t want anything from that shower staying on me. my sandals are still drying out.

12 other musers to “i deserve a medal”

  1. 1
    Patriot Xeno Says:

    FIRST!

    am I allowed to do that here?

  2. 2
    AJ Says:

    when i first read that i got scared but then i read the rest and put frank’s shower in context and now it all makes sense…

  3. 3
    jimmyb Says:

    Xeno, yes you are.

    Hey.
    Have you seen this yet?
    There has got to be some funny here :)

    Halliburton to build new $30 mln Guantanamo jail

    Oh, yeah. It’s real.

  4. 4
    jimmyb Says:

    Oh, sorry.
    Pretty brave manuever on the shower!
    We’re all proud of you.
    You have more guts than I…

  5. 5
    Karen of Scottsdale Says:

    Huray for Sarah! You do deserve a medal but you don’t get to call yourself “The Queen of Clean” because there is a lady on the DIY network who is The Queen of Clean. If I recall correctly, she is from Phoenix, Arizona. Sometimes she is on HGTV too. I will say this — even if I am a girl — you are way cuter than she is! And since I live in the great state of Arizona, I now proclaim you “Princess of Clean” because everybody knows that Princess’s are cuter than Queens. :-)

  6. 6
    Kim Says:

    Okay - I thought you were going to show us pictures of Frank pre- and post-shower. If it’s all the same to you, don’t. Thanks.

    But if it’s the tile and such, and not flesh, that’s cool! I took before and after pictures of the horrendously dirty and contaminated and unorganized microbiology prep lab at school also.

  7. 7
    Exile Says:

    Why did you have to clean a shower? The only things that happen in there involve hot water and soap. By definition it should be getting cleaner each time you use it. Kind of like a towel.

  8. 8
    Laura Says:

    Ahhhhhh…yeah Exile, you tell yourself that.
    As a house cleaner for 14 years, I have to ask you and some of my clients-what do you think gets cleaned off of you? It doesn’t all go down the drain.
    After facing some of the things I have in bathrooms, I wish it *would* all go down the drain. : )

  9. 9
    Patriot Xeno Says:

    jimmyb, first of all, according to Sarahk herself, i am NOT allowed to say FIRST! (should i anyways? O.o) she pointed this out to me in an email (first email from a pretty girl in 6 years, unless some other girl who has also emailed me is reading this, in which case that was a lie from satan) using not only all caps, but also several exclamation points to make sure i understood.

    secondly, i heard the haliburton thing on rush - it’s such a fiendishly clever move by bush. with the liberal media yelling to shut gitmo down, we’re instead making it bigger - and using the MSM’s favorite company to do it! i love it.

  10. 10
    Gullyborg Says:

    Why wear clothes when cleaning the shower? When I clean the shower, I just take off my clothes and take a shower like normal, except I spend a few minutes with a sponge and some Comet cleaning up the grime before I clean myself. It’s so much easier, and I don’t have to get my clothes wet or dirty.

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  12. 12
    Miranda Says:

    *hands you a bottle of goo-gone*
    This stuff will take care of anything!

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